Monday, July 14, 2008

When it asks for "noun" I always put "penis."

Please comment with some or all of the following:

Time of day:
Location traditionally associated with sex:
Woman's costume:
Man's costume:
Famous woman:
Something people swim or bathe in:
Appendage:
Erogenous zone:
Household object:
Body part:
Gooey edible substance:
Body part:
Period of time:
Sex position/move:
Sex position/move:
Whatever activity your heart desires:

I expect great things!

3 comments:

  1. Time of day: Right after Oprah

    Location traditionally associated with sex: Ice cream truck

    Woman's costume: Lunch lady

    Man's costume: Jihadist

    Famous woman: Lady MacBeth

    Something people swim or bathe in: Speedos

    Appendage: Pseudopod

    Erogenous zone: Perineum

    Household object: Sliding door

    Body part: Warts

    Gooey edible substance: Chilled monkey brains

    Body part: Gills

    Period of time: Neolithic Age

    Sex position/move: Sounding

    Sex position/move: Sounding with a baseball bat

    Whatever activity your heart desires: Tooth-filing


    (By trying to screw that up, I probably screwed up. But I'll be interested to see the results.)

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  2. Time of day: 4 am(ass-fuck time)
    Location traditionally associated with sex: Your mom's bed
    Woman's costume: Nurse
    Man's costume: Tarzan
    Famous woman: Catherine the Great
    Something people swim or bathe in: Kiddie pools full of semen
    Appendage: Third leg
    Erogenous zone: The boobies
    Household object: Iron
    Body part: Labia
    Gooey edible substance: also with the semen
    Body part: eyes
    Period of time: Time not on period
    Sex position/move: Sex moves
    Sex position/move: A2M
    Whatever activity your heart desires: Mechanical bull-riding

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  3. Ask and ye shall recieve, though 'great' might not be lived up to...

    Time of day: Now...
    Location traditionally associated with sex: bed? kitchen table? shower? couch?
    Woman's costume: geisha
    Man's costume: priest mmmm....
    Famous woman: Madame Curie
    Something people swim or bathe in: nada!
    Appendage: cock *grins*
    Erogenous zone: back.. no really, my whole back...
    Household object: spatula, evil, evil ikea spatula
    Body part: eyes, pretty pretty blue eyes
    Gooey edible substance: semen!
    Body part: cock!
    Period of time: now! gods damnit, now!
    Sex position/move: 'doggie style'
    Sex position/move: 'the pretzel' as I call it
    Whatever activity your heart desires: sex? with one or more partners! possibly with another couple, but I'm not sure I'd want to share them just now... *blush*

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